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Lyrics

Did you ever stop to wonder about the people in the real world?
When they find it in the real world,
don't you think that when they find it
that they find it just a little bit more real these days?

Now we're drinking and a smoking and the whole wide world's a choking and we're squirming like a vermin on a full bottle of bourbon, now we're burning down the United States.

GOODBYE!

Everything is alright
And alright's alright alright
And you look so fine when I get drunk on wine
I think I'll take myself home tonight

Well you know that I aint stressin'
I aint lookin' for no blessing
Here is my confession
I repent for my transgressions
Okay, now are we done here?
Can you show me the way back to the smoking section?
The derelict who sought acceptance
Well they hit him with rejection
So fret for you complexion
While they're rigging the election
(disinfect the disinfectant)
Here's a pill for your erection
nah, thanks man I'm just still looking for the rainbow connection

Everything is alright
And alright's arlight, alright
And I look so fine when I get drunk on wine
I think I'll take myself home tonight

When the going gets tough
It's hard to tell where you were going
and there aint no where to go don't you know when the going gets gone
And I can't pay my rent, but it's cool I'm the president of the United States of Your Mom

Yes I am

Everything is alright
And alright's, alright arlight
And I look so fine when I get drunk on wine
I think I'll take myself home tonight

this old world is a funny place
it's 7 billion times funnier than your face
they got me thinkin' I'm a commie
maybe I'm the Dahla Llami
I just can't get it right so maybe I"m the Anti-Christ
No, on second thought I'm just a dude with a guitar who really really wants to get high
I want to get high
I want to get high
I want to get high
I want to get high

Well the moral of this stroy
Is that moral's are just boring
It's a user error to wrap yourself in terror
I'm not trying to dupe ya'
ripped a page from Zarathustra
and I cast it out in to the wind
Well, first you get a name
and then you get a number
then they tag you with original sin

Oh my God!

Everything is alright
And alright's alright alright
And I look so fine when I get drunk on wine
I think I'll take myself home tonight